Cleveland resident Sandy Rozelman has two appearances scheduled in the coming weeks. More details from a news release:

WHEN: 2013-11-10 / 12:00 pm / Unity Center Church, 2653 S Taylor Rd, Cleveland Heights, OH
            2013-11-16 / 11:00 am - 2:00 pm / Half Price Books, 1607 Golden Gate Plaza, Mayfield Heights, OH
WHAT: Rozelman, a resident of Euclid, OH, will be available to sign copies of her books, You’re Gonna Laugh, Who Said Jews Aren't Funny? and Politics Is A Joke.A judge asks the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," he replied.
"That’s no offense. How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."
People are more violently opposed to fur than they are to leather because it‛s safer to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
The mother of three unruly young boys was asked whether or not she‛d have children if she could do it all over again.
"Sure," she replied, "just not the same ones."
Prosecutor: "Did you kill the victim?"
Defendant: "No, I did not."
Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?"
Defendant: "Yes, I do. And they‛re a lot better than the penalty for murder."
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: C Z W I X N O S TA C Z" Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." Birthdays are good for you:
The more you have, the longer you live.
The author, Sandy Rozelman, is happy to share her love of humor with you.                                                                   


OY VEY!!!  My children think I'm Meshugana so before I leave this world I need to prove them wrong.  For over 20 years I have collected humorous stories and jokes.  My kids would probably just throw them all away after I'm gone.
But . . . if I put them in a book, they wouldn't think I was so Meshugana after all.  Right?  So, here's my second book, Who Said Jews Aren't Funny? a compilation of the best of the best of the best Jewish humor I have amassed.  This book makes a great gift and belongs in every Jewish home.


If you have the campaign-season blues, Sandy Rozelman has just the cure you're looking for! Politics is a Joke is a compilation of political jokes sure to make you laugh away your blue (or red) state.